Everyone remembers the day The Art Collector arrived. His vast spaceship suddenly appearing in geostationary orbit above Tokyo.
And who can forget that grandiose speech, broadcast in every language?
“Earth, I am The Art Collector. I collect the galaxy’s finest sensory art. I have olfactory art from Sirius 6. I have gustatory art from Vindemiatrix 11.
“And now I come for Earth’s greatest auditory art. Bring me… Garfunkel.”
Earth didn’t stop laughing for three weeks.
My entry in the July 2019 75 Word Story Challenge at SFFChronicles
Theme: The Arts
Genre: Science Fiction