The Art Collector

Everyone remembers the day The Art Collector arrived. His vast spaceship suddenly appearing in geostationary orbit above Tokyo.

And who can forget that grandiose speech, broadcast in every language?

“Earth, I am The Art Collector. I collect the galaxy’s finest sensory art. I have olfactory art from Sirius 6. I have gustatory art from Vindemiatrix 11.

“And now I come for Earth’s greatest auditory art. Bring me… Garfunkel.”

Earth didn’t stop laughing for three weeks.

My entry in the July 2019 75 Word Story Challenge at SFFChronicles
Theme: The Arts
Genre: Science Fiction