Kajar and the Television Interviewer

“And finally, Kajar, as the oldest living barbarian hero, any regrets?”

“Errm. No, not really.”

“But you’ve robbed princes and paupers. You’ve killed countless men.”

“They probably deserved it.”

“What about the dragons you’ve slain?”

“Nasty, treasure hoarding vermin.”

“But dragons are now extinct, mainly due to your adventures.”

“Oh I see! A journalistic hatchet job eh? Well let me show you my hatchet job.”

“Wait! We said no weapons! Drop that axe! Nooooo! Aaarglgle!”

My entry in the February 2021 75 Word Story Challenge at SFFChronicles
Theme: Regrets
Genre: Fantasy