For many years Jumplatty De Boogoo roamed the land, smirking at toads, and perfecting the art of G’Chunko. Finally he came to the land of Kherthu, where he was hailed as a rabbit, and accorded the usual tributes. Tiring of this he hopped.
Meanwhile, in another land, nothing happened.
Jumplatty De Boogoo decided to return home and as a consequence his bloogs turned over. Despite this success, his rival still wallowed…
(c) M. Robert Gibson
First written 1991-08-07