The Ancient and Honourable Guild of Barbarian Heroes

Membership Rules for the Ancient and Honourable Guild of Barbarian Heroes

1: Your thews must be mighty.

2: Your hair must be mane-like.

3: Your eyes must be steely.

4: Your air must be brooding.

5: Male members must wear a loincloth. Female members, a chain mail bikini.

6: You must wield a broadsword (or battle-axe), which must be named.

7: You must adventure alone. Short-term companions are permitted.

8: Your enemies must be crushed.

9: You must live by your own rules

My entry in the September 2021 75 Word Story Challenge at SFFChronicles
Theme: Rules
Genre: Science Fiction or Fantasy