From Mars Mission Control to Outpost Mu

+ From Mars Mission Control to Outpost Mu, Olympus Mons + Earth date 2222-03-18

“Sir, we’ve just received this missive from Mission Control.”

Major Joram took the message. “Let me see. Hmmm. Mutinous Martians marauding disputed borders between Mars’ colonies Gamma and Omega. Stop. Imperative mutineers stopped. Stop. Must prevent more murders and mayhem. Stop. Mobilise military units immediately.”

“What does it mean, sir?”

“We’ve got to march to the Martian Marches this March.”

This programme was brought to you today by the letter M and Roget’s Thesaurus.

My entry in the March 2022 75 Word Story Challenge at SFFChronicles
Theme: March
Genre: Speculative Fiction