I Own a Little Ranch in the Middle of the USA

Oh I own a little ranch in the middle of the U S A
(Glory Hallelooya)
Oh I own a little ranch in the middle of the U S A
(Yeh, yeh, yeh)
Oh I own a little ranch in the middle of the U S A
(Aaaaa [deep breath] aaaaaa)
Oh I own a little ranch in the middle of the U S A
(Middle of the U S A)

Joseph in Prison

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proudly present, Joseph in Prison

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[Gaoler]
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[Joseph]
Now your people’s future’s mizen
also I’ve been thrown in prison.

I’m Going Home

I’m going home
Home once again
Going home
Once again
I gotta senile baby (see my baby)
And she’s locked up in the pen

I Wanna Get Close To You

I wanna get close to you, baby
I wanna feel you
I wanna squeeze you
I wanna see you
I wanna smell you
I wanna get close to you

Sweaty Sock Blues

I went to bed last night
But I could not get to sleep
My socks were on too tight
And my wife, all she do was weep

Train Lovers

Both get up around seven-thirty.
Wash ourselves clean, we mustn’t look dirty.
Grab our coats and sign a flower
Run for the train. It leaves in an hour.

This Ain’t No Picnic

If you go down to the woods today,
you’re sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today,
you’re probably going to die.

I Always Will

You don’t love me
Though you say you do
You can’t lie ’cause
I can see through you

I’m In Love (With Myself)

Well I think I’m going crazy
I just don’t know what I’m doing
I’ve just seen a beautiful face
And my mind is going hazy

A Ghost’s Lament

I wish I was a human being
But I’ve never been
To the places I love most
And I stay a ghost