Light and humorous works with a happy or cheerful ending.
By The Nosbigs (Kram and Eyak)
All the Porthesqueue’s friends were at the manor for young Charlie Porthesqueue’s 20th birthday, which would turn out not a happy one.
If you want to find out what the unhappy bit was, read on NEXT WEEK
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NEXT WEEK, now read on…
[Male Host]
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s…
[Female Host]
(Theme music)
[Male Host]
Mad Hour
[Female Host]
(Notes) (Fanfare)
[Male Host]
A completely new comedy show with some sense in it.
Firstly, we will go over to the hall of records.
[Story]
One day, as Santa was riding on his sleigh, he was attacked by robbers, and he was put in a cave.
[Flick]
Leave him there, he’ll be all right.
[Ron]
Okay, come on, let’s get out.
[Dead-eye]
Hold on, what’s the rush? The fuzz won’t be around for a while.
[Story]
They set off, leaving Santa in the cave, until a policeman found him. He took him to the police station where he was questioned by a C.I.D. man, and once they had their description they sent out radio messages to all places.
Interviewer.
Ah! good morning Mr er.. Simpson, is it?
Applicant.
Yes, that’s right. Good morning.
Int.
Please, sit down.
App.
Thank you.
Int.
Now, do you know much about employment training?
[a pitch black room]
Man.
Amy
Woman.
What?
Man.
Try it now
Woman.
Hang on, I can’t get my fingers round it.
1. How do you do?
2. How do I do what?
1. Well I mean how are you?
2. How am I what?
1. Well, how do you find yourself?
2. I never lose myself.
Mildred:
Oh my! Oh goodness! J..just look at those two, Ethel.
Ethel:
Where wa… Oh yes. Oh gosh! That is utterly disgusting!
The first, and only, play written by members of H.I.C.
M. Robert Gibson, D. Edmundson (c) 1978
Cast
Murgatroyd Sigismund Yigglesprog – M. Robert Gibson (handbag)
Augustus Spratt – D. Edmundson (Au-gust-us spratt)
Cornelius Cringe – D. Edmundson (Splinn Splann etc)
Theobald Spong – M. Robert Gibson (Oh, so that’s what you want is it?)
Announcer: Hello listeners!
Listener: Hello
(pause)
Ann: Oh sorry – Hello Listener. Ahem. We present a play entitled…
(long pause)
Ann: Well, er, we haven’t got a title yet, but we’re willing to let you send your suggestions in. But wait, what’s this? It’s ‘Mark Gibson’ doing an impression of a scrambled egg.
M G: (Impression of scrambled egg)
Continue reading “HIC The Play”
Entitled: _____! The Day Of The Missing Knight
M. Robert Gibson, D. Edmundson, J. Wright (c) 1978
Narrator (Herbert Plonk): Hello ladees and crentlemen. Direct from the pen of a script writer, we present Ink! Or otherwise k-nown (pronounce the K) as a Play ta-ra Entitled ta-ra (bit higher) The Day My Plastic K-nees Got Woodworm or ta-ra (even higher) In Search of the Missing Year but just to make it shorter and save space, we entitled it ta-ra (as high as can get) The Day of the Missing Knight ta-ra.
Continue reading “The Day Of The Missing Knight”
M. Robert Gibson, D. Edmundson, J. Wright (c) 1978
| Dr. Sploonge | – J. Wrigut |
| Augustus Spratt | – D. Edsundmon |
| Murgatroyd Yigglesprog | – M. Gisbon |
| Heinrich von Schtinkletoonupsadaizyburger | |
| Little Jack | |
| Mrs Fizzbangwhoops-crankvangwallop | |
| Ethel Tiddleypomp |
It was a cold December evening one sunny day in June in the year half past eleven when IT happened.
Continue reading “The Great Custard Wars”
M. Robert Gibson 